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check back periodically as we will post new humor and inspirational messages frequently to keep your day bright , cheerful and with purpose!

HUMOR:
Entertaining an audience in Sturgis, MI, comedian Steve Allen mentioned that some of his friends have been writing books on reincarnation lately.  Of one of the authors, he observed, "I've known her since she was a cocker spaniel."

HUMOR:
A father took his five year old son to several baseball games where "The Star Spangled banner" was sung before the start of the game.  then the father and son attended a church on a Sunday shortly before Independence Day.  The congregation sang "The Star spangled Banner"; and after everyone sat down, the boy suddenly yelled out?  "PLAY BALL!"

INSPIRATION:
A smile is CHEER to you and me...The cost is nothing - it's given free.
It comforts the weary - gladdens the sad...Consoles those in trouble - good or bad.
To rich and poor - beggar or thief...it's free to all of any belief.
A natural gesture of young and old...Cheers on the faint - disarms the bold.
Unlike most blessings for which we pray...It's one thing we keep when we give it away!!!

INSPIRATION:
PEOPLE by James Joseph Huesgen
There's a magic found in people;  When you need them, they are there.
It could be they are Angels, an answer to a prayer.
A person needs another, you'll find in life today.
You'll be a lonesome soul if you keep them all away.
I have met complete strangers who took my blues for theirs;
They said the things I needed to hear, an answer to my prayers.
GOD uses prayers in different ways; He will always be around.
I have found much love in people - That's where GOD is found.

 


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